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Stark emplyees: *they look at one another then back to their boss and cry*
Tony Stark: Did the big bad Punisher threaten you guys again?
Stark Employees: *they nod*
Tony Stark: You guys need to learn to stop running away from your problems and stand up to them!!!
The Stark employees get some courage and go to the other room where the Punisher just came in. Tony Stark then goes to work on his latest project just to be interrupted by the sound of gun fire, womanly male screams, and lots of blood squirting out in the next room. Tony walks to the door of the next room and opens it to see the Punisher in armor standing over his dead employees.
Tony Stark: SHIT NOT....AGAIN!!!! FRANK THIS IS THE 34th TIME THIS YEAR YOU KILLED MY EMPLOYEES JUST TO STEAL MY IRONMAN SUITS JUST TO EXACT YOUR VENEGENCE AGAINST EVIL!!!!
Punisher: Hey sorry Tony they were......bad guys....yeah bad guys.
Tony rolls his eyes and covers his face in embarrassment
Tony Stark: That's what you say all the time!!! 3 weeks ago you said the mail man was a bad guy, the week after that you said my aunt Janice was a bad guy, god rest her sweet soul and now this!!!!
Punisher looks around scratches his head then looks at Tony and says:
Hey Tony I'm sorry
Tony scolds Punisher for awhile then changes the expression on his face from angry to relief and says:
Ah Punisher you know I can't stay mad at you even if you stole my armor, used it to kill a bunch of people thus making Stark Enterprises look bad in the public eye. You maybe a homocidal maniac but your the Avenger's homocidal maniac. And hey you did do one thing good Frank....
Punisher: and what's that?
Tony Stark points at a nearby dead body lying on the ground next to them.
Tony Stark: you at least killed Jar Jar Binks who I was forced to live with for a week as Disney ordered it to help Lucas film and Marvel relations.
Punisher and Tony laugh together then Deadpool comes into the room and shouts.
Deadpool: FRANK DIDN'T KILL JAR JAR BINKS!!!! I DID!!! HE JUST BLEW UP THE BODY AFTER I KILLED HIM!!!!